www.clonedead.com

http://www.xanga.com/clonedead

2005-03-31T22:32:00.000-06:00

frisbie? he gone

my new schedule

2005-03-07T19:08:00.000-06:00

The bar scene is wore out, and the only people that want to date me are the waitresses. So, let me introduce you to my new weekday schedule, which i just decided to start today.
monday ???
tuesday watchin' scrubs at the house.
wedsnesday - play some pool
thursday - driving range
always open to adaptation, im thinking maybe ill try to slide some guitar lessons or some other worthless class in there.

The Admiral Twin - vote every day!

2005-02-08T18:28:00.000-06:00

The Drive-In Theater Rocks... Please vote... One of the last ones left.. And we have it here!!! Message follows: ------------------------------- This is kind of neat...Hampton Inns is having a contest where they will spend $20,000 to refurbish a "hidden landmark." Tulsa's Admiral Twin drive-in is one of two contenders...(the other is the Bridge of Madison County featured in the Clint Eastwood movie of the same name.) The Admiral Twin was featured in the 1980s movie "The Outsiders" as the ultimate 1950s teen hangout. It is Oklahoma's largest drive-in with a capacity of 1,000 cars. Whichever gets the most votes wins. You can go here to vote: http://www.hamptonlandmarks.com/HamptonLandmarks/ You can vote every day thru March 31st.

crush007

2005-01-31T19:26:00.000-06:00

This SOOOO works!!! Thanks Ritchie for showing me the website. Its really creepy how well this works. Try it!!!

http://www.crush007.com/love.cgi?id=1107216496pyq

its so on

2005-01-29T13:24:00.000-06:00

http://www.factoryfive.com/table/ffrkits/roadster/roadsterkit.html

I'm looking at a donor vehicle today. If i get it illbe selling my eclipse and be on pace for having this built by the end of the summer if not sooner. If anyone has any expertise to offer or just an interest in car crap let me know and ill put you on the short list. this is gonna be so sweet other than the whole "destroying a perfectly good mustang gt" thing.

join my first ever poker gang

2005-01-20T20:32:00.000-06:00

im going to the casino at some piont this weekend to polish up on my poker skills. holler if you wanna go. on that same note, we're thinking about getting a tues night poker night setup with a goal of getting good then going to the local tourneys and cleaning house.

joined ok bloggers webring

2005-01-18T19:49:00.000-06:00

if you're looking for the links there on the bottom of the right column

friz resurrected

2005-01-14T16:44:00.000-06:00

im back from dc. one of lifes little mysteries. CALL ME if you want to hang out. if you haven't figured that out by now, you don't know me at all.

how asian am i? apparently about 75%

2004-12-20T20:58:00.000-06:00

HOW ASIAN ARE YOU! Survey:
Bold what applies

1. Your mother has short-hair, curly perm or dyed. All at one point in time or another
2. Your dad is some sort of engineer.
3. Your parents still tried to get you into places half-price saying you were 12 when you were really 13+.
4. You ask your parents help on one math problem and 2 hours later they're still lecturing.
5. You have a 40 lb. bag of rice in your pantry.
6. You shop at 99 ranch.
7. Everyone thinks you're "Chinese" no matter what part of Asia your ancestors were from.
8. You've had a bowl haircut at one point in your life.
9. Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids
10. You've had to sit through karaoke videos with scantily clad, ugly Asian women attempting to dance and walk around a temple, forest, or library.
11. Your parents say, "Don't forget your heritage."
12. You or your parents drive mostly Japanese cars.
13. You've learned to keep bargaining even if the prices are rock bottom.
14. You've had to eat parts of animals they don't even put in hot dogs.
15. At least once, you've started a joke with "Confucius say...."
16. You know what bok choy is.
17. You've gotten little red envelopes around February.
18. Piles of shoes tend to make it hard to open the front, back, and closet doors.
19. You hear (your name + eee (optional) + yah!) every time someone calls you (e.g. Joy - ee - yah! or Joy - yah!).
20. You have no eyelashes.
21. Idiot people try to impress you with pathetic imitation Asian languages, like the ever-so-popular: ching chong woo bok chi, etc
22. Your parents say leaving rice in your bowl is a sin.
23. The Bio lectures on marine life (seaweed, sea cucumbers, and octopi) were last night's dinner.
24. Your ancestors 1000 generations back invented the back scratcher.
26. Your parents hover over your tired, caffeine-drugged body at 12 midnight to say, "In philipines (or other native country), we studied even more."
27. Your parents expect you'll be best friends with any one off the street in any given area as long as they are Asian.
28. An Asian woman comes on campus and people ask: "Is that your mother?" Well then, "Is it your sister?"
29. Your relatives' houses smell like incense, mothballs or both.
30. Your parents say, "Calculus? I took Calculus in 8th grade!"
31. Everyone thinks you're good at math.
32. Your parents' vocabulary is filled with "ai-yahs, and Wah's."
33. You like $1.75 movies.
34. You like $1.50 movies even more
35. Your aunts and uncles bring you back adorable clothing from Asia with fuzzy bunnies, vinyl ducks, and English words that make no sense, in great colors like yellow, pink, magenta, orange, and the ever popular lime green
36. Your parents insist you marry within your race.
37. You never order chop suey, sweet and sour pork, or any other imitation of oriental food.
38. You either really, really want to go to UC or really, really wants to stay away from it.
39. Your parents have never kissed you.
40. Your parents have never kissed each other.
41. You learned about the birds and the bees from someone other than your parents.
42. "You want a stereo?! When I was your age, I didn't even have shoes!!"
43. People see a bunch of scribbles on a chopstick and ask you to translate.
44. You have to call just about all your parent's friends "Auntie and Uncle."
45. You have 12+ aunts and uncles.
46. At expensive restaurants, you order a delicious glass of water for your beverage and NEVER order dessert.
47. Your parents simply cut the green/black part off the bread and say "Eat anyway. It's still good."
48. The vast majority of the people related to you wear glasses.
49. You will most likely be taller than your parents.
50. Your parents have either made you play the piano, the violin, or both.
51. You get nothing if you do well in school, but crapped on if you don't.
52. When going to other people's houses, you always have to bring a gift.
53. Your dad still pulls his socks up to his knees, you know, the ones with the blue and pink stripes at the top.
54. Your family owns a tennis racquet, golf clubs, or both.
55. Your family always cheers for the Asian athlete on TV.
56. The furniture in your house never matches the wallpaper, the carpet, the decorations, or any of the rest of the furniture.
57.You have rocks, sticks, leaves, and strange-smelling, unknown substances in your pantry for use as medicine.
58. You own a rice cooker or two.
59. You buy soy sauce by the gallon.
60. Your family owns butcher knives bigger than your head.
61. Your parents tell you about how long it took for them to get to school, how horrible the weather was in their native country, and how much they still appreciated going.
62. Your parents buy you clothes and shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come.
63. Your parents believe in feng shui.
64. Your parents are very conservative and think that tank tops/halters/spaghetti straps shows too much skin.
65. Every time your parents lecture you, they always make up excuses that relate to everything you've done in the past.
66. You eat rice everyday.
67. You like JIN.
68. When you were little. Your parents beat you with sticks and stuff.
69. They always fight for the bill when you go out for dinner.
70. You miss a question on a test and confess. Your parents ask, "What happened?"
71. One way or another you got a 'B' on an assignment. You're honest and show it to your parents. They fall short of threatening bodily harm/death and disowning you.
72. American New Year's. You're dragged off to church to pray for two hours, then the parents play some kind of game with wooden pieces with Asian characters on them, while the children are left to their own devices... Then you eat some kind of soup that has an entire meal submerged in boiled water. Then pray some more.
72. Church is good. If you lose interest and stop going, your mother 'worries' about you and your soul.
73. You or your parents open the door for a friend or someone you know. From habit and rehearsal you always say: "Come in. Are you thirsty? Hungry? Off the carpet! TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES! May I get you something?" Before they are even in the door way.
74. Relatives overseas call between 2 and 5 in the morning, your time.
75. Relatives overseas ship you a few pounds of fresh red chili pepper.
76. For your birthday, you receive a package with red chili pepper, gaudy/jeweled/beady hair clips that YOU would not choose to wear, something made in China (even if you are Korean, Japanese, et cetera), and a little blank note card with a message on rice paper inside.
77. You wear house shoes.
76. Your mother nearly has an epileptic seizure when you open an umbrella in the house because something 'bad' may happen.
77. Asian people you know are superstitious, in general.
78. Whenever you go to an American friend's house you ask if you should take off your shoes.
79. You buy in bulk.
80. You or a family member are a member of Costco, Sam's Club, Price Club, or any other place that sells in bulk.
81. You or any member in your family are not a member of Sam's Club, Price Club, or any other place that sells in bulk but you have a card from a friend so as not to pay the $45 fee, plus you can get away with it because the photo is of an Asain...
82. Your tips for Asian waiters and waitresses is larger than for any other person of a different race.
83. You buy brand name clothes off the clearence rack at department stores.
84. Your mother firmly believes that VHS is better than DVD.
85. Your parents talk on the phone in a differnt room so that you can study, but they only get louder.
86. Your parents don't understand why you need to have a social life when you can be studying.
87. Only Asians can come near your head with scissors and a comb.
88. Your the only one in the house who actually knows how to use the computer.
89. You have a keyboard with Korean/Japanese/Chinese/et cetera syllables.
90. You usually watch Asian soap operas.
91. You count down the days until you graduate so you can run away to a different state.
92. Your parents pull out a heavy blanket for you, instead of turning on the heater during the winter.
93. Not allowed to date because you're 'too young' and you need to focus on your studies.
94. If you are allowed to date, mother insists on being the chaperone, getting to know him, and insists on feeding him every time he comes over.
95. You know where all the Asian markets and stores are within a 100 mile radius and also happen to be 'related' to one or more of the owners.
96. There is no such thing as privacy in your own room.
97. You get yelled at in the native tongue when you start to argue back.
98. You get yelled at in the native tongue and practically disowned when you start to argue back using a complicated vocabulary.
99. You have to clean the house at the very least, once a week, or else you live in a pig's sty.
100. Most of the clothes that your mother owns or buys for you are brand names like: Tommy Hilfiger, Polo, and Ralph Lauren

bittorent users esp suprnova

2004-12-19T22:25:00.000-06:00

http://www.p2preactor.com/article53.html

really!!!

2004-12-17T19:29:00.000-06:00

Are you telling me there is nothing going on tonight until midnight? that is weak, you are all weak.

msn is strange today

2004-12-15T07:34:00.000-06:00

so how did some russian/uzbek girl get added to my contacts list? strange indeed.

quit asking

2004-12-15T07:00:00.000-06:00

for those of you who keep asking who i work for. http://www.perotsystems.com/
yes ross perot, for those of you who were cognitive in 92

beer bong gone wrong

2004-12-15T06:44:00.000-06:00

someone added a motor to our best friend the beer bong and apparently got sent to icu. damn aussies

the holidays

2004-12-12T17:54:00.000-06:00

This is so going to be the best christmas ever!!! I've been buying exactly what I want. Nobody knows the stuff I want better than me. I LOVE Christmas!!!

muwahhahaha

2004-12-11T15:49:00.000-06:00

Oh the joys of new ways to google things.
http://www.google.com/webhp?complete=1&hl=en

dotcoms go live

2004-12-10T17:27:00.000-06:00

apparently these were the "thinkers" of their time. http://www.jottings.com/100-oldest-dot-com-domains.txt

old cellys

2004-12-09T16:56:00.000-06:00

excerpt from textually.com

OldCellphone.com/ pays anywhere from $3 to $163 for old cell phones and then sells them overseas.

After entering your information in on the Web site and waiting for a confirmation e-mail, OldCellphone.com/ sends a postage-paid box to ship off the phone. Once the company receives the phone, you will get the money.

the question is answered

2004-12-09T07:33:00.000-06:00

For those of you who inevitalbly ask the "Frisbie-Frisbee" question, here is your answer.
http://www.airfairways.com/history.htm

heads up

2004-11-27T01:41:00.000-06:00

Just a little fyi, "call me later" really means "lets hang out." I thought everyone knew that.

turned it down

2004-11-25T18:06:00.000-06:00

Yeah, turned it down. My first ever CLM. Call me lets pahtay

Plano baby

2004-11-22T21:41:00.000-06:00

Job is mine, kiss my ass oklahoma.

Edit: 10/23/2004

Actually its mine but I'm not sure if im taking it. They really aren't trying to pay me anymore than im making now. So, I'm thinking about it, sound off if you got any input.

b

2004-11-21T20:01:00.000-06:00

you're beautiful, so call me already.

Plano, again...

2004-11-20T13:18:00.000-06:00

http://www.perotsystems.com/
Im sorry everyone, but work has to come first. I interviewed wed for a transfer to plano, tx. And rumor has it that my boss and the hiring director got pretty heated about when i could be let go and how soon they wanted me respectively. But, either way Ill probably be in Plano again by the end of the year at the latest.

deep

2004-11-20T10:23:00.000-06:00

thats the deepest thing ive ever read,
consider me interested

i would never ask

2004-11-20T09:14:00.000-06:00

i never have
i watch
listen
stand
waiting for you.
i couldn't be more interested
but still I would never ask
i never have

my new ebay?

2004-11-19T09:38:00.000-06:00

overstock.com is doing what ive been waiting on ebay to do for years.

How does Overstock Auctions prevent sniping? Many sellers and bidders have voiced their frustration over the unpleasant experiences they have had with sniping. So, Overstock Auctions has pioneered the concept of a soft close on all of its auctions.

At Overstock Auctions, If an auction receives a bid within 10 minutes of the scheduled auction closing time, the auction will be extended for an additional 10 minutes. The auction will continue indefinitely until 10 minutes have passed without a new high bid.

All bidders will receive an auction extension notification via e-mail at the time of an extension.

more fun

2004-11-03T21:41:00.000-06:00

http://www.mtbireland.com/dodge.html

free ipod!!

2004-10-17T22:19:00.000-05:00

this works

free ipod, sign up for blockbuster online account then cancell after two weeks. then you refer five friends and you get a free 200 dollar ipod. no joke i know people who have done it!!!

http://www.freeiPods.com/default.aspx?referer=9975195

roulette

2004-10-09T14:55:00.000-05:00

just imagine people have really done this.

have some fun

2004-10-09T11:43:00.000-05:00

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http://www.network-science.de/ascii/

nuckin' futs

2004-10-05T21:42:00.000-05:00

postin this as a warning for users of this lock, not to teach you how to steal.

this sucks

2004-10-01T23:50:00.000-05:00

I need to buy some new friends, all of mine live out of town. Except for this guy we'll call germy for fun's sake. So, im talking to him on the phone earlier, and apparently going to the bar by yourself is acceptable? He tells me you just pull up a chair, start drinking and make freinds. I really don't think I could do this, is there something wrong with me or him?

firefox

2004-09-30T20:08:00.000-05:00

News Flash!!! Internet Explorer sucks, use firefox.

Holy Crap!!! Power over ether!!!

2004-09-27T20:10:00.000-05:00

I'm a nerd, but seriously this is soooo awesome!!!

http://www.nycwireless.net/poe/

its amazing

2004-09-23T20:30:00.000-05:00

how little effort i can put in
how little you see of everything
how little I try
but its all right here

paul davidson

2004-09-23T18:41:00.000-05:00

.
Paul Davidson dude is my blogspiration. Check out my personal favorite blog of his, its totally worth your time. http://pauldavidson.blogs.com/wfme/2004/09/the_what_oh_yea.html

not fooling anybody .com

2004-09-23T18:26:00.000-05:00

We are officialy world famous for our chickenropracter. Dig around on this site there is some funny stuff. muholla

http://www.notfoolinganybody.com/27gilstrap/

Are you HOT or NOT?

2004-08-30T19:55:00.000-05:00

HOT or NOT
7.4

74 votes
Rate me!

post yours in the comments section if you're man enough!!!

My first blog

2004-08-30T18:52:00.000-05:00

Its about time. Lord knows I waste my life on the internet, so i figured i could contribute the the waste of space that is the web.